Red Riding Shit.

With the classic fairytale story of the young red riding hood on her way to her grandmothers house as the big bad wolf follows her to enjoy a savory meal, there is so much ground to make this seemingly native childhood story into a captivating. sexy, thriller that young and old adults can both enjoy. Personally having a obsession with these classic fairytale turned around with a grotesque light shedding down on it, I truly believe the level of new and refreshing creativity that can be put into these films is limitless. So with that being said, Red Riding Hood was a absolute let down. The film was predictable, and for lack of any better way of expressing the dialogue, and relationships between the characters, it was lazy. The director and screen writer obviously decided to rely on the classic story itself with no new spin on it at all. I'm not a fucking child. If I wanted to spend 10.50$ to not see someone more attractive then me naked then I would go to the library. Turns out a decent soundtrack and slightly interesting cinematography does not create a good movie. It was a mixer of Twilight going down on Robin Hood without the orgasm. Thanks for coming out Catherine Hardwicke.

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Love of The Craft.

I l.o.v.e comedy. I would eat it for breakfast everyday of my life if it were a tangible item.
The art of it, the way it smells is a smoky bar when people have had a few drinks and laugh at the realness of situations that a comic brings up. I love listening to the voices of fellow comedians when they are speaking the sets, the way there voices are like paint brushes on a canvasa, flowing effortlessly. I love hearing people laugh. Laughter is amazing. It is the tap to the keg of glory.
I want this in my life, forever. That is why I pursue this craft. Out of love. Nothing else.